I know it sounds cliché, but I'm in the process of trying to get a novel published. Hopefully, this page will soon feature a full-color picture of my book cover along with rave reviews from the press and random people on goodreads. Until then, here are some headline-driven ads.

I was on the pitch team that won the Chevy business for Publicis and Hal Riney. Two months later, Chevy's CMO left and his replacement moved the business without a review. Here are a couple of the ads that helped us win and lose the account.

Smaller Copy:
"A third hand? If only."
"Take the ladder 'til it stops, then add more building."
"Calluses, like nature's little blistery merit badges."
"Earth Gravy"
"'Moo,' said the plush interior."
"I'd rather be a hammer than a nail. And I'd rather be a nail than a lawyer."
"Wood grows on trees."

I know you can't really read this next piece, but it won a bunch of copywriting awards. Also, it's one of the only round ideas I've been able to sell.

I know you can't really read this, but it won a bunch of copywriting awards. Also, it's one of the only round ideas I've been able to sell. — I know you can't really read this, but it won a bunch of copywriting awards. Also, it's one of the only round ideas I've been able to sell.